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funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

(Source: lizardmultitude, via pizza)

"I’m so good at beginnings, but in the end I always seem to destroy everything, including myself."

Kiera Van Gelder (via depressing—quotes)

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"Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling."

General Life Philosophy (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(Source: haleykit, via zen-spirituality)

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

(via pizza)